BRAINS by John Iwaniec aka taxigringo

THE EASY WAY IS ALWAYS MINED

"I have a seventy brain."

"Ha. If you had a brain at all you would know that the average brain is an 85. My brain is a 92."

"Well, my dad has a brain of 125."

"Now I know you're lying. Brains don't get over a hundred."

"That just shows you're ignorant. Haven't you ever read that all things are possible with God. Huh!"

"Children...Children! It's not the size of your brain that's important. It's what you do with your brain that matters."

"Well, when God was handing out brains, Jimmy thought he said trains so he took his out and played with it."

"That will be all, Johnny!"